Caption This Wednesday

It’s Wednesday and that means it’s time for Caption This. Here’s this weeks picture:

caption this

Here are the rules to participate (and I hope you do):

  • Provide, in the comment section, what you think the caption to this picture should be.  If you want to enter more than one caption, I’ll consider it cheating and I have no problem with that whatsoever. This is dog eat dog.
  • All entries must be in by midnight on Thursday, Pacific Time.
  • On Friday I will announce the winner based on humor, creativity, uniqueness, or just because I damn well please. Bribes are graciously accepted and nepotism is standard practice.

This weeks celebrity guest judges, Bradley Cooper and Chris Hemsworth, will join me in selecting a winner who will receive the beautiful Crotchety’s Golden Unicorn Award.

Good luck to all the contestants!

golden unicorn award

  25 comments for “Caption This Wednesday

  1. July 14, 2016 at 10:23

    I would look much prettier in that dress.

  2. July 14, 2016 at 03:57

    NO! You CAN’T marry your sister!

  3. July 14, 2016 at 01:15

    At that moment, the couple wondered if their decision to have the reception before the ceremony was a bad choice.

    Not only did Uncle Mike have too much cake, he got drunk, stripped down to his undies, and photobombed my wedding.

  4. July 14, 2016 at 00:13

    “That could’ve been me. THAT SHOULD’VE BEEN ME!”

  5. Alana
    July 13, 2016 at 23:40

    Pictured: Hank, first known serial photobomber.* (*Wikipedia: citation needed.)

  6. July 13, 2016 at 17:58

    “If I photobomb this couple enough, think they’ll give me a little beer money to leave?”

  7. July 13, 2016 at 16:11

    Hmmmm. I wonder how that dress would look on me?

  8. July 13, 2016 at 12:03

    The Secret Service trying to be incognito at a high profile wedding.

  9. Bradley
    July 13, 2016 at 11:34

    I’m impressed with the creativity today. Lots of good chuckles. Keep ’em coming

  10. July 13, 2016 at 10:49

    Bob stood there solemn and morose. He couldn’t see the bride’s boobs from this angle. Luckily, Sneaky Joe the photographer had him covered.

  11. July 13, 2016 at 10:45

    Merman Bob took one last look at his daughter before returning to the sea. He thought of how lucky he was to have raised such a beautiful woman and how stupid she was for making a deal with a giant purple octopus woman to become a human in exchange for her voice. Oh well. Her husband will live happily ever after.

    • July 15, 2016 at 12:43

      Whoever won, Jess (and I haven’t gotten there yet), this one was my favorite!

      • July 15, 2016 at 12:44

        HAHAHA!!! I’m glad you liked it. I didn’t win but I had fun.

      • Bradley
        July 15, 2016 at 12:53

        It was really, really a tough call this week

  12. July 13, 2016 at 10:29

    Little did they know that this was Bob’s beach and you don’t mess with Bob, especially when he has an unmanned drone locked onto your wedding gown!

  13. July 13, 2016 at 10:16

    Meet Carl, not only the best man at his friend Mark’s wedding, but also the groundbreaking surrogate “mother” of the newlywed couple’s first child.

  14. July 13, 2016 at 09:44

    Is it time for me to sing “All of Me”?

  15. Jennifer Kelley
    July 13, 2016 at 09:29

    Dress optional

  16. July 13, 2016 at 08:56

    The I do and the I did-way too much.

  17. Brian Hanry
    July 13, 2016 at 08:50

    Gerard wistfully wonders if he will get to wear white for his his wedding…..

    • Brian Hanry
      July 13, 2016 at 08:51

      Oops. Haney

  18. Vlad
    July 13, 2016 at 08:50

    Little did Tommy realize that calling her number would lead to a striptease by Jenny’s dad as part of the ceremony!

  19. July 13, 2016 at 08:41

    As Stacey’s gown sinks slowly toward the sand, Leland tries to remain inconspicuous until it hits bottom.

  20. July 13, 2016 at 08:39

    “Don’t look now, but Uncle Rufus showed up anyway. Hope he didn’t bring a +1.”

  21. July 13, 2016 at 08:36

    An aspiring anthropologist, Edward begins to suspect that he isn’t fitting in with the We’d’ding Tribe.

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