Caption this Wednesday

It’s Wednesday and that means it’s time for another “Caption This” contest. Here is this weeks photo:


The rules to play are easy:

  • Put in the comments section what you think this weeks caption should be.
  • If you post more than one caption, it is considered cheating, and that is okay with me. This is dog eat dog.
  • All entries must be in by midnight on Thursday, Pacific Time.
  • On Friday I will announce the winner based on humor, creativity, uniqueness, or just because I damn well please.
  • Bribes are graciously accepted and nepotism is standard practice.

This weeks celebrity guest judges are Ellen DeGeneres, George Takei and Betty White. They will join me in selecting a winner who will receive the beautiful Crotchety’s Golden Unicorn Award.
caption this golden unicorn award
I think this may be the most difficult one so far, so I’m looking forward to seeing how creative you all are. Good Luck!

  26 comments for “Caption this Wednesday

  1. August 24, 2016 at 21:00

    Still not sure if it’s worth it, Nurse, but nice to get out for a bit.

  2. Vlad
    August 4, 2016 at 11:08

    Jean-Paul was correct.. the wooden clogs did in fact make the outfit.

  3. Vlad
    August 4, 2016 at 11:03

    Flying Nun?! HA! She has a habit… but I have wings!

  4. August 4, 2016 at 04:59

    “Metal is a girls best friend.”

  5. August 4, 2016 at 01:05

    I thought of adding some lamps because I was afraid someone would miss my gorgeous dress.

  6. August 4, 2016 at 01:03


  7. August 3, 2016 at 23:36

    “Stop, thief, for I am Super Bat Girl and I shall… wait a moment, I’m a bit tangled here, if you could just… hmm. Who designed this nonsense?”

  8. August 3, 2016 at 22:46

    Oh shit… how am I going to get through airport security in this?

  9. Michele
    August 3, 2016 at 21:08

    Frankly, Scarlet, I don’t give a damn about your velvet curtain dress. My shower curtain dress is waterproof, so there!

  10. August 3, 2016 at 18:09

    No way Mom!!! There is no way I’m wearing this the first day of school!

  11. August 3, 2016 at 16:37

    “The new concept for this season’s revival of Sound of Music is to incorporate the lighting into the costuming! Will it win them a Tony? We will see!”

  12. August 3, 2016 at 12:09

    (As always, B, thanks for the fun!)

  13. August 3, 2016 at 12:09

    Bradley sat down to find the most uncaptionable photo in history. As he looked into the pale eyes of the vampire bat supermodel, he stroked his chin with an evil grin. “Yes,” he said aloud. “This oughta do just fine.”

  14. August 3, 2016 at 12:07

    It was time for the show, but the fashion designer still didn’t have any ideas. He thought looking out the window into nature might inspire him, but the window was blocked by hideous, drab, curtains. Drat!, he thought. What will I do now?

  15. August 3, 2016 at 12:01

    The designer knew the first step to folding any supermodel into origami was to start with a large, flat scrap of fabric.

  16. August 3, 2016 at 11:16

    Such is Life with a Master….;)

  17. August 3, 2016 at 11:06

    Runway shows just keep getting weirder and weirder

  18. August 3, 2016 at 10:38

    “I love it! My arm flab hardly shows at all!”

  19. August 3, 2016 at 10:37

    “Does the hanger come with it?”

  20. August 3, 2016 at 10:36

    “Do you have this in a smaller size?”

  21. August 3, 2016 at 10:35

    “Does this dress make my butt look big?”

  22. August 3, 2016 at 10:34

    “Are you sure these shoes go with this dress?”

  23. August 3, 2016 at 10:24

    Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, because you need to pay attention to me instead! Look at me!!!!

  24. August 3, 2016 at 10:16

    I said I wanted to be a fashion model, not a bat!

  25. August 3, 2016 at 08:53

    The amazing shrinking woman. Tell me, what’s her secret?

  26. August 3, 2016 at 08:29

    “I’d smile, but you should see what the hell is going on inside this freakin’, ugly-ass dress!”

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