It’s Wednesday and that means it’s time for another “Caption This” contest. Here is this weeks photo:
The rules to play are easy:
- Put in the comments section what you think this weeks caption should be.
- If you post more than one caption, it is considered cheating, and that is okay with me. This is dog eat dog.
- All entries must be in by midnight on Thursday, Pacific Time.
- On Friday I will announce the winner based on humor, creativity, uniqueness, or just because I damn well please.
- Bribes are graciously accepted and nepotism is standard practice.
This weeks celebrity guest judges are Ellen DeGeneres, George Takei and Betty White. They will join me in selecting a winner who will receive the beautiful Crotchety’s Golden Unicorn Award.
I think this may be the most difficult one so far, so I’m looking forward to seeing how creative you all are. Good Luck!
26 comments on Caption this Wednesday
“I’d smile, but you should see what the hell is going on inside this freakin’, ugly-ass dress!”
The amazing shrinking woman. Tell me, what’s her secret?
I said I wanted to be a fashion model, not a bat!
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, because you need to pay attention to me instead! Look at me!!!!
“Are you sure these shoes go with this dress?”
“Does this dress make my butt look big?”
“Do you have this in a smaller size?”
“Does the hanger come with it?”
“I love it! My arm flab hardly shows at all!”
Runway shows just keep getting weirder and weirder
Such is Life with a Master….;)
The designer knew the first step to folding any supermodel into origami was to start with a large, flat scrap of fabric.
It was time for the show, but the fashion designer still didn’t have any ideas. He thought looking out the window into nature might inspire him, but the window was blocked by hideous, drab, curtains. Drat!, he thought. What will I do now?
Bradley sat down to find the most uncaptionable photo in history. As he looked into the pale eyes of the vampire bat supermodel, he stroked his chin with an evil grin. “Yes,” he said aloud. “This oughta do just fine.”
(As always, B, thanks for the fun!)
“The new concept for this season’s revival of Sound of Music is to incorporate the lighting into the costuming! Will it win them a Tony? We will see!”
No way Mom!!! There is no way I’m wearing this the first day of school!
Frankly, Scarlet, I don’t give a damn about your velvet curtain dress. My shower curtain dress is waterproof, so there!
Oh shit… how am I going to get through airport security in this?
“Stop, thief, for I am Super Bat Girl and I shall… wait a moment, I’m a bit tangled here, if you could just… hmm. Who designed this nonsense?”
I thought of adding some lamps because I was afraid someone would miss my gorgeous dress.
“Metal is a girls best friend.”
Flying Nun?! HA! She has a habit… but I have wings!
Jean-Paul was correct.. the wooden clogs did in fact make the outfit.
Still not sure if it’s worth it, Nurse, but nice to get out for a bit.