Another Caption this Wednesday

It’s Wednesday and that means it’s time for another “Caption This” contest. Here is this weeks photo:

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Here are the rules:

  • Put in the comments section what you think this weeks caption should be. If you post more than one caption, it is considered cheating, and that is okay with me. This is dog eat dog.
  • All entries must be in by midnight on Thursday, Pacific Time.
  • On Friday I will announce the winner based on humor, creativity, uniqueness, or just because I damn well please. Bribes are graciously accepted and nepotism is standard practice.

Good Luck!

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  21 comments for “Another Caption this Wednesday

  1. Vlad
    August 11, 2016 at 17:31

    Hair color = $3 Kool-Aid dye job
    Daisy Dukes = $0
    Tie w/ “Girls Rock” = $25.99 at Hot Topic
    Falling face first into the kitty litter box while trying to look like a sexy 80’s groupie = PRICELESS

  2. August 11, 2016 at 17:16

    She’s still preoccupied with….. Nineteen…. Nineteen…. 1985!

  3. August 11, 2016 at 11:21

    All it takes are a few dowels and a Girls Rock tie to assemble the new IKEA Lauper collection. Note: Girls who just want to have fun sold separately.

  4. August 11, 2016 at 11:15

    “I’m training for the Shelob impersonatrix contest, aaarrrrrh!”

  5. August 11, 2016 at 05:45

    After drinking more than was good for her on her big day, Mary-Beth’s wedding photos were not exactly “mantelpiece-ready”.

  6. August 10, 2016 at 15:55

    Upon touring their potential new home, the Osborne’s were happy that this particular decoration came with the house.

  7. August 10, 2016 at 13:07

    Yes, I am a cat wearing a tie, sunglasses, jewelry and fishnet stockings. Watch out or I may scratch your eyes out.

  8. August 10, 2016 at 12:59

    Yes, I’m looking at the camera. Shoot the darn picture soon because the fabric in my mouth is going to make me puke.

  9. August 10, 2016 at 09:25

    Touch wood that girls do indeed rock!

  10. August 10, 2016 at 09:22

    Megan began to suspect that the costume shop’s “Sexy Secretary” outfit was not appropriate for the office party.

  11. August 10, 2016 at 09:04

    Hoping that this will help her break into modeling, Tawny submits a photo to “Girls Gone Wild.”

  12. August 10, 2016 at 09:01

    Sue always brings back a trophy from her nightly prowls.

  13. August 10, 2016 at 08:53

    B, can you tell I’m procrastinating on editing Chapter Twenty-Seven? Yep. But I’m making progress and so far no bears have showed up to say hello….yet.

    Okay, I’ll bid you adieu – I’m sure everyone else reading my cheesy entries are doing a happy dance! 😉

  14. August 10, 2016 at 08:51

    “Yeah, I was an extra in the Corey Hart video ‘I Wear My Sunglasses At Night’ and I’m damn proud of it – my paycheck bought me this smokin’ hot tie!”

  15. August 10, 2016 at 08:49

    “Want to be a model or just look like one? Give me a call at 1-800-Trashy-Hairdo-for-U”!

  16. August 10, 2016 at 08:48

    “I’ll be selling the dresser, tie, fishnets and shades this afternoon at my yard sale – and if you buy all of those, you can date me!”

  17. Brian Hanry
    August 10, 2016 at 08:47

    MaryAgnes thought that Tuesday night was a good time to bring sexy back…..

  18. August 10, 2016 at 08:46

    “Check out my author photo for my ’80’s Girls in Rock’ book with a foreword by Joan Jett!”

  19. August 10, 2016 at 08:43

    “You should see what I eat for lunch!”

  20. August 10, 2016 at 08:40

    “I know I look awesome, but that splinter in my ass is gonna hurt tomorrow.”

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